a can of worms...

....oh look what i opened up now (see the title)

In all truth i dislike blogs...I simply wasn't aloud to use 800 characters in my Fb status or else I would just write this stuff there instead. But now that I have a few peoples attention and some of them (girls) are decidely pissed off, I figure I might as well run with it before I put this baby to bed once and for all.

While I wrote the 1st "BLOG" out of frustration and to mixed reviews (most girls hated it) I also received a few decent people who understand the conundrum that not showing manners, dignity and class presents. However, for the most part I was labeled sexist...a hater....or I was generally despised for speaking up about something I shouldnt have....which in turn leads me to believe that the women who labeled me as this are in fact communists and love alex ovechkin.....(he's the uglier face of the NHL (hockey)...he's the guy you would in fact say 'thank you' to if he opened a door for you because he makes 9 million a season...and that can buy a lot of sunglasses). I'm off topic...

Nonetheless I penned a second BLOG to tell those few commies out there that I do not care one bit if you call me judgemental or sexist or blah blah blah....becasue at least I practicte what I preach....I actually held a door for like 5 girls today alone....I got 3 thank you's. Thats 60%. Thats good enough.

This 3rd installment in the saga (star wars reference) is being written because now that everyones pissed and has voiced their opinions I have thus concluded that there is only one way to reason with people who can not understand ethics.....this is my "Return of the Jedi."

So girls, (ladies, when you all learn to say thank you) & gentleman absurdity and humor will have to do....the figurative "can of worms" that has been opened has lead to name calling and middle fingers and childish antics...well let me tell you something......... It's an all-time favorite quote/lyric by a band called "bright eyes"....

"....dont talk at me like I'm just a child...no really, I am MUCH younger than that."

So, without further ado...here is how much younger I really am.

This is an example of being judgemental and childish/immature.....

Women can do anything men can do EXCEPT:math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions,being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny...on purpose, reading a map, litening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or just being fun to hangout with.

Wait, wait, wait. Don't get me wrong, I love women...I just think they should drink from a seperate water fountain...

Actually, women may be even better than men but we'll never really know since they're swinging at bigger balls, playing from closer tees, doing pushups from their knees...and taking half 'The Beatles' Money, b*tches please!!!

TOSH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov-g59wMivc

The last 2 paragraphs is pure plagarism and proof that i am better at being more immature than you are...but still I'm betting it will be funnier and get its point across a lot more effectively if you just click on the hypertext link above and watch 54 seconds of hilarity and truth ensue.... This bit of comedy from Daniel Tosh is pure gold and its always better to hear the truth from a famous guy who's better looking than me than it is from this 3rd BLOG......burn.

PS-I reserve the right to plagarize because I believe a helluva-lot more in 'public domain' than I do in making sure people get credit for things. I'm sure that bright idea was also proposed by a girl somewhere in the sands of time. Either way I have a theory that needs published: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT. (copyright....2010) I actually came up with that in the 9th grade because I didnt want to come up with sources for papers...

This babys to bed.
Don't choke on the worms.

Good day to you...

backlash....

It is not difficult to understand why i may have more than a few fashionably (or scantily) dressed young ladies rather pissed at me...but this one minute detail is all that seperates normal thinking people (men) from those with only half the ability to understand and breakdown situations in a coherent manner...(the majority of most young ladies) translation: people are ignorant of things they wish not to believe. I am guilty of this too...yes we men tend to be dicks....but guess what? We own it...its expected of us becasue women allow it.....

Case in point is my post yesterday tentatively titled "theres an app for that..."
Many of my female friends are incensed that I would pass judgement on such an upstanding fine young women who swore at me after i reminded her that manners are a pre-requisite to nice guys like me holding doors and being a gentleman. Trust me on this...i will still hold doors because i desire to not sink to the same low level of debauchery that little miss "thang" did and because it is the basis of my appeal. I do not have movie star good looks but i do have some class, some manners, and a GD Brain!

I suggest those that passed judgement upon me for my article should closely look in their mirrors and ask themselves...is there an app for that?

If you pass judgement on me for coming to a conclusion that is supported by fact then you are indeed just as judgemental as i am...the only difference is that once again....im still smiling cuz i did the right thing....and your argument holds up as little weight as most women in a gym....sry...its a fact.

I held a door as my laurels required me to....and simply put, no thanks was given. I am unapologetic for passing judgement to another (oh yes this has happened before....shocking isn't it?) thankless girl who believes the world owes her something because she has fancy things and looks good in a skirt...

Im not buying it "Paris Hilton." ...but you do look FAB-u-lous.......

What i will indeed reccomend is that all shallow minded girls or men) who stick up for the aforementioned classless female find a sense of humor....an understanding for hyperbole and actually take a fair apprasial of what is or isnt legitimate literature. My article was ambiguous.

If you have to take off your designer shades to read that one more time it means that the article can have more than one meaning....i strive to include that in my writing. See....that article wasnt just for girls...if a dbag male in an Armani suit did the same thing I imagine I would feel just the same. But then at least i could compliment him on his good taste in suits. I sadly couldn't say the same about her....she was trying to be something she wasn't. She lacks a common view of reality....she's not better than ANYONE just cuz she looks good. Shes no better than me just as I am no better than her....but at least i try to be. Peace

Good day.

theres an app for that....

Earlier today i was walking out of a classy downtown building in a fine suit when i saw a rather attractive young lady walking toward me. She was dressed nicely with chanel shades on, toting a coach purse while talking on her iPhone...i would guess her age to be about 19 or 20. Pretty standard for todays society i thought. As i sat down my briefcase on the tile floor i quickly smiled and held the door as i have been brought up to do from the time i could stand. To my surprise she strolled through without so much as acknowledging that i was there. no thanks, no eye contact...nothing....

Enraged i ardently replied in a loud sarcastic tone "you're welcome"...this was not good. She paused did a complete 180 and took off her 10 dollar knockoff shades to say "go F*ck yourself....to which i then replied "there's an app for that..." (add explosion sound effects here)....As we we argued back and forth for the next 30 or so seconds i told her that all the fake baking and fancy "replica" items that she bought off the asian dudes in the strip district suit her quite well...i then explained that my suit cost more than the abortion her parents should have decided on.

I then proceeded to tell her that all her dollar bills and high class attitude on life made one thing very clear....."$ can not buy class." I then told her that her rib stealing gender has been taking "i'm too good for you and bitchery 101 classes at all the local colleges and passing with flying colors." Congratulaitons hunny...you're a success.

I left her with a "good day maam" and put on my clip on shades (6 dollars at sheetz) and strolled happily over to my beat up nissan sentra to drive away....i was smiling the whole time.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Chivalry is dead and women killed it.

I am writing a 200 page novel in the vein of klosterman and the good doctor and this will be one chapters focus. I need 4 guest chapters, Here are my 1st picks as i find these peoples rants to be highly entertaining and for the most part true:
Chapter 1. "A PennDot State of Mind" by Zach Edwards
Chapter 2. "The Wal-Mart Hiearchy" by Justin Kelly
Chapter 3. "The Politics of Who Gives a Shit" by Cody Slater
Chapter 4. "How to Get Away w/ Saying/Doing Anything Past Midnight" by Mike Vinroe.

Good day.