a can of worms...

....oh look what i opened up now (see the title)

In all truth i dislike blogs...I simply wasn't aloud to use 800 characters in my Fb status or else I would just write this stuff there instead. But now that I have a few peoples attention and some of them (girls) are decidely pissed off, I figure I might as well run with it before I put this baby to bed once and for all.

While I wrote the 1st "BLOG" out of frustration and to mixed reviews (most girls hated it) I also received a few decent people who understand the conundrum that not showing manners, dignity and class presents. However, for the most part I was labeled sexist...a hater....or I was generally despised for speaking up about something I shouldnt have....which in turn leads me to believe that the women who labeled me as this are in fact communists and love alex ovechkin.....(he's the uglier face of the NHL (hockey)...he's the guy you would in fact say 'thank you' to if he opened a door for you because he makes 9 million a season...and that can buy a lot of sunglasses). I'm off topic...

Nonetheless I penned a second BLOG to tell those few commies out there that I do not care one bit if you call me judgemental or sexist or blah blah blah....becasue at least I practicte what I preach....I actually held a door for like 5 girls today alone....I got 3 thank you's. Thats 60%. Thats good enough.

This 3rd installment in the saga (star wars reference) is being written because now that everyones pissed and has voiced their opinions I have thus concluded that there is only one way to reason with people who can not understand ethics.....this is my "Return of the Jedi."

So girls, (ladies, when you all learn to say thank you) & gentleman absurdity and humor will have to do....the figurative "can of worms" that has been opened has lead to name calling and middle fingers and childish antics...well let me tell you something......... It's an all-time favorite quote/lyric by a band called "bright eyes"....

"....dont talk at me like I'm just a child...no really, I am MUCH younger than that."

So, without further ado...here is how much younger I really am.

This is an example of being judgemental and childish/immature.....

Women can do anything men can do EXCEPT:math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions,being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny...on purpose, reading a map, litening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or just being fun to hangout with.

Wait, wait, wait. Don't get me wrong, I love women...I just think they should drink from a seperate water fountain...

Actually, women may be even better than men but we'll never really know since they're swinging at bigger balls, playing from closer tees, doing pushups from their knees...and taking half 'The Beatles' Money, b*tches please!!!

TOSH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov-g59wMivc

The last 2 paragraphs is pure plagarism and proof that i am better at being more immature than you are...but still I'm betting it will be funnier and get its point across a lot more effectively if you just click on the hypertext link above and watch 54 seconds of hilarity and truth ensue.... This bit of comedy from Daniel Tosh is pure gold and its always better to hear the truth from a famous guy who's better looking than me than it is from this 3rd BLOG......burn.

PS-I reserve the right to plagarize because I believe a helluva-lot more in 'public domain' than I do in making sure people get credit for things. I'm sure that bright idea was also proposed by a girl somewhere in the sands of time. Either way I have a theory that needs published: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT. (copyright....2010) I actually came up with that in the 9th grade because I didnt want to come up with sources for papers...

This babys to bed.
Don't choke on the worms.

Good day to you...